Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The 7 Habits of Man & Woman

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


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Drafted by BayiSingh of Africa

9 comments:

Mr. Pig said...

Well drafted logic. Good thing I personally stopped trying my luck with other women and repeating my mistakes.
Having one woman to call your own is already enough to keep m busy!

Isa said...

Women are the enigma of life!

Can be the sweetest thing or the most exasperating, depending on her mood.

HopefulPessimist said...

Hahaha!

BayiSingh really knows what he's talking about :p

Maverick SM said...

Mr Pig,

Ehm, you very smart man.

Isa,

You have a good understanding.

Hopeful,

Ya, BayiSingh is the great philosopher.

cakapaje said...

Lol! How so very true! ;)

Anonymous said...

Women use silence to punish men. But men love silence.- Mmudahlupa

Anonymous said...

Women use silence to punish men. But men love silence.- Mmudahlupa

murad said...

Silence is golden, so many people say. But sometimes it's only yellow.

When women give you the silent treatment, it's usually yellow. This is because they are upset and that makes the silence awkward and uncomfortable.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Hehehe.