Monday, October 20, 2008

Tale: Job Application

resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a-counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr..

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.









Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!


Kind Regards

Steven Stimpson
Williams Refrigeration
Norfolk PE30 2HZ
ENGLAND



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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many tonnes of silicone has she pumped into her boooobs?

artchan said...

It won't work even if you have spell check, the boobs will get in the way of the keyboard.

Maverick SM said...

Artchan,

Can Lah; the boobs will help the spell check.

bayi said...

Mave

I think you need to teach us how the boobs can help with the spell check. We are not very experienced with this. But our imaginations are running wild! :)

Maverick SM said...

Bayi, I can teach you but you have to bring along the big boobies so that I can demonstrate.

toolan said...

Wow, how did I missed this post? I bet you know somebody like her in your office...he,he,he.....
How to concentrate in office like that? I will need the spell check more than her lah if ever I am in such predicament.
But too big lah, in fact the more you look at it, the more revolting it gets....(grin)

Anonymous said...

she wrote with her boobs! shouldn't she use her nipples to erase those spelling mistakes!. mmudahlupa

Maverick SM said...

Toolan,

ya, I had someone likfe her boobs and I'm helping out. Want to assist me?

Anonymous said...

Dear May,
Nevr your spellng mine is'nt good either. Fom your pic resumi we just got the right job for you. when can you report for duty? But is no a secretary job much better and simple.
The job is tap and pat start from 8pm to midnite. Is it ok.
Contact big papa for duty.