BayiSingh checked into a futuristic motel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending Skeptical but intrigued.
Bayi located the machine, inserted $5, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin.
Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head, look into the mirror which reflected the nice and neat haircut.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures $2."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were nicely manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read: "Machine that provides the service man needed when away from their Wife - 50 Cents only!"
Bayi looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member... which now had a button neatly sewn on the end.
***
Moral Lesson:
Lesson's not learned!
***
Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending Skeptical but intrigued.
Bayi located the machine, inserted $5, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin.
Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head, look into the mirror which reflected the nice and neat haircut.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures $2."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were nicely manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read: "Machine that provides the service man needed when away from their Wife - 50 Cents only!"
Bayi looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member... which now had a button neatly sewn on the end.
***
Moral Lesson:
Lesson's not learned!
***
5 comments:
HEHEHE... Trust a machine to do a man's job.. LOL
I think it wasn't a button that was sewn on. It was one of his diamonds!
Gosh, think what would Bayi say if the machine had sewn an entire zipper on his 6-incher of a member.
Hai ol fella you just brighten up my bad day!Thanks buddy
Gukita,
You are funny!!!
Sinkeh,
Hahaha... I too hope it was diamond so that I can help take it out.
Awang Chin,
I am glad it did brighten up your bad day.
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