Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Most Malaysians not satisfied with sex

2 ot of 3 Malaysian men and 3 out of 4 Malaysian women are not satisfied with their sex lives, according to a survey carried out byPfizer in the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey.

India top the survey with 70% saying their sex lives are satisfying.

Japan fared the worst as only 10% of Japanese women are satisfied with their men.

The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men (note: probably, based on the complain by women). The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of 1 to 4, where level 1 is like "tofu" - big, soft and dangling (Cantonese: kak ye yau cha kuei); level 2 is like peeled banana where it is not hard enough to penetrate (kak ye kung chiew); level 3 is hard enough to penetrate but not completely (yat poon lan chiew); and level 4 is like cucumber - hard and rigid and facing the sky.

Most Malaysian respondents have level 3 hardness.

According to Dr Rosie King, it was found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationships and life. I am not sure whether it will translate to more children or more wives.


Source: The Star and NSTP


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cantonese is so colourful !!!

Jefus said...

do u think someone will do a thesis on the relationship between Malaysian male virility and current recession to a sharp drop in birth rate next year?

and why all that comparison with foodstuff? ;)

Yan said...

Whew! Luckily I'm in level 4 (not 4th floor boy of the Corridors of Power). No wonder my wife has no complain against me. So far so good!

My open secret: take more tongkat ali, Not commission & kick-back.

Gukita said...

These so called surveys cannot be fully trusted. First of all it cannot represent the general masses because generally most are not open to declare one's own deficiency in that aspect. Secondly it represent mostly the female side of the story (as usual nowadays). Thirdly those that agrees to be interviewed already represent a certail level type..

Purple~MushRooM said...

This is really hilarious!! Read this yesterday and was giggling in office. Our law prohibits oral sex ma... so can't blame malaysians for not eing satisfied... hahaha!

Maverick SM said...

Level 4,

Cantonese is pop!

Jefus,

It's a tall order.

Gukita,

Let's just have fun with the survey. It's statistical sampling and a hypothesis test result; nothing to do with the masses.

Purple~Mushroom,

The law does prohibit oral sex; just that the people continues to do that even though it is illegal. And oral sex helps to reduce population explosion...hehehehe.

Gukita said...

Mave,
Fun, yes but surely embarassing to be so classified by a so called 'finding'..