Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Story of Accountants - Take One

Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second accountant replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first accountant nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't fit."


Submitted by Jefus



sinkeh.gongkaukau said...

I would have examined her first to make sure I have taken only the best...what a pity!

And it confirms the common belief that accountants are blind!

Anonymous said...

Accountants.... emmmm, they always let their brain cells work for them not their small shorty dick!

Accountants create jobs created by Dicks!!!

RaZ said...

The accounting profession needs a major rethink of what they do. The so called new FRS are even worse off than the old standards.

Even the accountants themselves are not consistent in the interpretation of the new standards.

Anonymous said...

The 2 accountants were damn right-- she has AIDS

Anonymous said...

yes, good choice.

bayi said...

Only true blue accountants will talk about FRS when the talk is about a naked girl!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Najis the Accountant dont talk about Girl or Possies, but number of TNT or C4 to be fixed on Girl.

Dont Najis looks like a Shit!!!

June.W said...

idiots always have good taste...hahaha

Maverick SM said...


Accountants are not blind; maybe, close one eye.


It's a good point to ponder.


Lets have fun while we also ponder over the main accounting problems.

June W,

hehehe... don't lah; let's give the accountants some niceties.