Saturday, February 07, 2009

Story of Accountants - Take Three & Four

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Story of Accountants - Take Four

An Accountant and His Frog

An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week".

The accountant took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the accountant took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The accountant said, "Look I'm an accountant. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Story submitted by Jefus
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

eemmm.... that former Lord President should consider be Frog! Frog head-soup taste not bad huh!!!

Anonymous said...

seems like accountants are the smartest people around.

moo_t said...

The businessman will do the same, keep the talking frog.

But the intention is different : sell the frog when the price is high.
With the money you can get more pretty girl than just one princess.

;)

June.W said...

at least the accountant is smart enough to know that the frog is entertaining and a primcess will turn into a nagging wife one day...LOL