Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bayi's Story: Unused Things

Unused Things


She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said:

"Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"

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Story teller: bayiSingh

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha..ha..ha


good one leh.

laughter the best medicine, eh?

Anonymous said...

Mave, something you can't explain- Mmudahlupa

Anonymous said...

This Bayi got so many stories?

June.W said...

Hooray x3 to Bayi...hahaha...good one.

Maverick SM said...

Mmudahlupa,

Ya, surely can't explain!

Story-Teller,

Ya, Bayi has plenty!

June.W,

Yup; hooray 3x to Bayi!