Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Good News & Bad News

The anchorman on an educational TV late news programme surprised his viewers with this announcement:

"We have good news and bad news for you.

"First the bad news: our planet is being invaded by Martians.

"And now for the good news: they eat politicians and pee gasoline."


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Source: Unknown

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Martian bring peace to the earth.

This is good things.

At last, we can get rid of those politikus and extremeist from our backyard.

Thank God.

Anonymous said...

Do you think the Martians would like to attnd the MCA General Assy?

Anonymous said...

artchan,
That will be a buffet for the martian. ;)

Anonymous said...

On the other hand...
maybe the Martians will vomit after feeding on despicable spineless moronic lap dogs.

We should not ill treat our Martian visitors with filth.