Story: 20 years of normal sex life

When God was making the world, he called man aside and gave him 20 years of normal sex life.

Man was horrified: "Only 20 years?" he cried.

But God would not budge. That was all He would give him.

Then God called the monkey and gave him 20 years. "But, God! I don't need that much," said the monkey, "ten is enough."

Man spoke up and said, "can I have the other ten?" - and the monkey agreed.

The God called the lion and gave him 20 years. The lion, too, only wanted ten. Again the main said, "Can I have the other ten?' The lion roared, "Of course!"

Then came the donkey. He was given 20 years, but he also only wanted ten. Man asked for the extra ten and got them.

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This explains why man has 20 years of a normal sex life, then 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it, and 10 years of making an ass of himself.

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-- OSHO

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