Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Story: Money can buy sex

A man enters a modern Chicago whorehouse-night-club run by the gangland syndicate which is now planning to streamline its image.

The whorehouse takes up various floors of a skyscraper hotel, and he is received by a lovely young receptionist in a sexy uniform, who sits him at a teakwood interview desk and asks how much money he wants to spend.

She explains that prices range from $5 up to $100, depending on the quality and number of girls wanted. Everything is shown on the TV intercom. The higher prices are for the lower floors, which have higher ceilings, mirrors over the beds, three and four girls in bed with you at one time, etcetera. Lower prices are for lesser delights, ending with $5 for a 'old mammy with big nostrils, as the lovely young receptionist explains.

The client thinks it over. "Haven't you anything cheaper than $5?" he asks at last.

"Of course," says the receptionist. "Seventh floor - roof garden. One dollar a shot. Self-service."

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Moral of the story:

Money is certainly associated with sex, because sex can be purchased.

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- - OSHO

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