Monday, April 27, 2009

Story: The Bathtub

During a visit to the mental hospital, she asked the Doctor:

'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Doctor: 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' she responded, 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' replied the Doctor, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Well........ Do you want a bed near the window?'


Wood said...

Ha ha ha based on the doctor's method, I think he will admit more than 90% of his patients. This is more like an IQ test rather than admission test for the mental hospital.

What happens if a mental patient with high IQ, pulls the drain plug. Ha ha ha the doctor has to be admited instead. ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

The doctor was recently admitted to psychiatric ward by a politician for reading newspaper in A&E department.'MSM full propaganda and doctor not supposed to read it'.

Anonymous said...

the politician was promoted and subsequently became the PM,

Anonymous said...

typical of them once given power.