Story: The Malaysian in London

Johan, a 'young' Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London , locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.

The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client.. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "No!" and walks away quickly.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. So the madam sends her over to Johan. They sit and talk, frolic a little, ! giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!", smacks him as hard as she can, and literally runs away too!

Madam is absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time.She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for.

The challenge is irresistible. So she goes over to Johan and says that she's the best in the house and she, herself, is available. She sits and talks with him.. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And then Johan leans forward and whispers! in her ear, .........



"Can I pay in Malaysian Ringgit?"

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Story by CatChang

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