Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bayi Story: Food Shortage Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Malaysia, we know what it meant - it's 1Malaysia:-

we have food - we plant padi;
we are honest and we can't differentiate;
we have no shortage of slogans and rhetorics;
we have good opinions about others;
we have all kinds of solutions about recession and crisis;
we always say please - to our government;
we know the rest of the world - though we know they do not agree with us because we are right all the time.

Source: BayiSingh


Hamba said...
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artchan said...

is it true in malaysia..every year...the passing marks are show every year there are more grade A's.?

Maverick SM said...


I have to delete it because it is not relevant. It is not good to make such remarks.


No, it is not true.

We are the best... said...

We are the best there is in the world, aren't we, Mave?

At least, the BN politicians think so. How can there be a better way to make big bucks like the PKFZ projek?

Satu lage projek Barisan! Malaysia Boleh!

Anonymous said...

and we know 1malaysia is a benggapman idea that will never werk!