Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Secretary made Boss dickless

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
Reported by The Star

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

Source: The Star - your daily newspaper

Moral of the Lesson:

Blowjob is a crime in Malaysia. Please stop illegal blowing. Use your mouth for food and drinks only ... and cigarettes.

If you should need a blow, use chewing gum or hairblower.



Wood said...

Ha ha ha I like the moral lesson in the blowjob story.

Do you have any moral story for the belakang-masuk type?

Maverick SM said...


I will start reading philosophy books and then post a story for the belakang-thing.

Anonymous said...

f you should need a blow, use chewing gum or hairblower.

Vacuum cleaner cannot ahh?

Kau kau said...

I think those fellas who park their cars by the roadside at night had better follow your advice.

Don't be a cheapo. Get a room. Don't do it in a car!

Kau kau said...


Vacuum cleaner is for suck-suck very strong. The whole thing might just get sucked in! Hahahaha...

Anonymous said...

BlowJob in driver seat.... haven't experience that yet. my Perdana too small for big ass and porky face lah!

Should try lah

Anonymous said...

Eh i tought i read it right? or my eyes deceived me!? - the news stated its happening in SINGAPORE?

Why la blowjob "haram" in malaysia?

Haiya boring liao ... ta fei ke only lor

Anonymous said...

the best way to get even for sexual harrasment!

Jefus said...

The Comical Hathas some advice, about severed manhood. You'd have to scroll down to 29th April post and read what he has to say.

I quote here...
.....Cho Ray hospital in Ho Chi Minh City recently reattached a 40-year old man’s middle-stump, which had been cut off by his wife – after she had discovered he had been cheating on her, naturally. It was the girlfriend who helped the man to the hospital with his severed penis in a bag of ice.....

one woman's headache, another woman's cure,...... :P

Anonymous said...

the 'pistol' already fired in the mouth.

Anonymous said...

the boss must be an MP because he is 'dickless'.