Friday, August 07, 2009

Bayi's Story: 1 Wish Per Blonde

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.

The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.


Three men were stranded on an Island around the arctic where there is no inhabitant. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.

The first man asked for a beautiful wife. The fairy granted him his wish.

The second man asked for a more beautiful wife. He was granted his wish.

The third man asked for the most beautiful girlfriend. He too was granted.

They all died of hunger and was covered with snow.

Years later, another three men were stranded again there and the fairy reappeared.

All the three men asked for the same thing as their predecessors.



Story by: BayiSingh



sex maniac said...

That's the problem with men. They think about sex once every six seconds!!


artchan said...,

i think about it every second.

But sometimes the mind is willing, the body is not willing.

Mave..have a nice weekend.

sinkeh said...

Sex and blondes make the world worth living for men. That is a universal truth.

It gets better when there is beer too, of course!

artchan said...

beer joke for you sinkeh..

guy sits on bar..having beer.

after each mug of beer he pulls out a photo..looks at it...and orders another. and repeats the sequence over again..and again

Guy next to him was watching and wondering his actions...curiosity got the better of him..walked over to the beer drinking guy, and asked him "Can't help watching you pull the photo out from your pocket after every beer, why is that?

Beer drinker: It is a picture of my woman at home, and as soon the picture of my wife and when my eyes see an image of a beautiful is time for me to go home.

Beer kaki said...

Beer and girls can get ugly if not handles right. One of my friends picked up a girl at a disco after a night of beer feast. Woke up the next morning and asked who that ugly girl was in his bed...


Serves him right!

Anonymous said...


you sound very experienced. hats off to you. beer is a choice - you can take it or leave it. but girls cling on to you. that's why blondes ar excellent.

take them and leave 'em.

bayi said...

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

rustam said...

You've got Blonde

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

gongkaukau said...

It's a fact: Blondes have moe fun and ARE more fun!

Anonymous said...

Unappreciated Bride

A new blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”

“No, Mother,” the young woman laments. “I bought a frozen turkey loaf, and he yelled at about the price.”

“Well, that surely is being miserly,” the mother agreed. “Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”

“No, Mother, it wasn’t the price of the turkey roll. It was the airplane ticket.”

“Airplane ticket?…What did you need an airplane ticket for?”

“Well, Mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back, and it said ‘PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,’ so I flew to Alaska.”

Blondie said...

Six Degrees of Blondes


A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'


Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead....
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarised.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman...'

Anonymous said...

Phone rang at 3am, i answered & it was wrong number !
It rang again at 3.15am : wrong number !
3rd time at 3.30am, i was sleepy & mad so i shouted : ' you stupid number .... you got the wrong idiot again laa !'