Saturday, September 05, 2009

Happiness Explained

How a Man can Make a Woman Happy?

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13.. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16 a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19.. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. Determined!

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate


45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls


51. give her lots of attention, but expect none for yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes


1. Show up naked

2. Bring Beer

Source: Unknown


Singam said...

On the first set of attributes, it is paramount that the man knows intuitively at which time to be what. Being strong at the wrong time, for instance, can be as big a disaster as being sensitive when it's inappropriate.

moo_t said...

3. Give man gadgets/toys.

Jefus said...

some say the road map into a woman's heart changes faster than it can be drawn,..... thats why there is no map.

La Cha Mau said...

Mav, how on earth can you be considered a Management Guru when you need 53 items to make a woman happy. All you need is a 2 in 1 thing - Lick her Labia Minora while caressing her nips simultaneously. That, mind you, will do just fine to any woman including R.Mansor.

sinkeh said...

Men's needs are soooooo simple!


Jefus said...

How to Dance in the Rain

It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when a gentleman in his 80's arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late..
He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled As he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me,
But I still know who she is.'
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought,
'That is the kind of love
I want in my life.'
True love is neither
Physical, nor romantic.
True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message.. This one I thought
I could share with you.
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best
Of everything they have.
I hope you share this with someone you care about.
'Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
But how to dance in the rain.

Anonymous said...

give her a platinum card !

Anonymous said...

'BUAT kerja' for her 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

search her g ...!

Anonymous said...

men prefer '69' with women !