When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell from her.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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Source: ... I don't know
5 comments:
3 rings for marriages :
door-bell rings ...wedding rings ...
suffeRINGs !!
Lelaki ini semua bodoh2 belaka. Marriage bliss is all about the Husband being KING in the bedroom and the Wife being QUEEN outside it. This system never fails.
MARRIAGE IS WHEN A HUSBAND TAKE TURN TO BECOME THE FATHER OF HIS WIFE, FROM HIS FATHER-IN-LAW.
ITS SHITTY IN, SHITTY OUT TILL SEI-ZHORE!
DONT GET MARRIED IF MAN WANTS TO BE HAPPY...
I was just in HYAT REGENCY in a pub/club called CHUKKA.... Kuantan, if the JAIP came in n raided....wow alot of Katrina DEWAs & DEWIs there...rotan price will go up...wat crap this is...N THEY NOT DRINKIN BEER...JDs N BLACKs...BY THE BOTTLE MIND YOU....SORRY TO SAY A WHOLE LOT OF CRAP..SOME COULD NOT EVEN PISS STRAIGHT...YES THEY WERE THAT YOUNG...INCREDIBLE...KETUANAN MELAYU...& RELIGION...I WAS THE ONLY INDIAN...3 CHINESE, 3 KWAI LO......AND THE REST WERE....TADAAAAA....MELAYU...probably Christian Malays..or OTHERS>>>JAIP BULLSHIT....married to an ILLUSSION
2:15 AM, September 26, 2009
I think these jokes are great! Mind if I use some of them?
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