Saturday, October 03, 2009

Bayi Story: Unused things

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are lousy jeans.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you won't wear because you felt it was a tasteless present from me.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear in order to annoy her, and I also gave her those boots I bought for you at the expensive boutique which you won't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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Moral of the story:

She was damn right!

Man always have good excuses ...

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9 comments:

Sharouk said...

Ngekek awok macenye. TQ.

Sharouk said...

Ngekek awok macenye. TQ.

La Cha Mau said...

Moral Of The Story ...AGREED (out of fear)

"SHE WAS DAMN RIGHT" out of fear to agree with the authorities that the DNA of a dead man has not been put to good use so she reluctantly agreed to smear the belt and buckle of the deceased in question.

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Mud said...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!


"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."


"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"


"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.... .you
gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos"


"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to your Rolex and say "Times up"?



Jefus

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Anonymous said...

awas, bini2....since u tak mau pakai,
be generous laa, ok ?

Anonymous said...

biniku has not patronised 'mine' 4 months until it comes a ' mati-pucuk' !
pls give me a miserable poor girl who needs watever biniku tak mau pakai lagi , pls !!