Thursday, November 05, 2009

Story: First Class Manager

A First Class Manager (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman.

FCM: Can I spend the night at your place?

Woman: Well. I live alone.

FCM: I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I got only one bed.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I go to bed naked.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: Be my guest, FCM.


Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry.

FCM: Good birds you got there.

Woman: Yeah.

FCM: How many cocks and how many hens?

Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock..

FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around.

Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class managers.

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Source: Unknown

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5 comments:

bayi said...

There seems to be one too many FCMs among our politicians today.

La Cha Mau said...

Ha! Ha! This reminds me of RPK's Pakistani carpet man doing his rounds. Hilarious indeed but Zianah said bolih lah tahan....

Anonymous said...

"The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind."

—Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Anonymous said...

Wowww.... that FCM must be looking like, sounds like, and fat like the infamous Crime Minister huh!

that Woman must be looking like, sounds like, fat like the infamous roasty porky pork huh!!!

got swine flu vaccine or not?????

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