Friday, February 19, 2010

Story for today

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her, in the Holy Land, for $150.”

The man thought about it and said he preferred to have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to shipped when it would be wonderful to be buried here on the Holy Land?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”


Story Teller: Stanley Ngu


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someone please explan what meaning ' 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”' i dont undestand

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The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and no bath.' The drunk mutters in response, "Well, I'll be damned," and goes back to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking of what he had said, nudges the man and apologizes." I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answers, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.

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