Saturday, May 01, 2010

Without Money, With Money

Some Chinese philosophical thoughts...

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

When without money, eat wild vegetable at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vegetable in fine restaurant.

Man, O Man, what can be the truth?

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

Woman, O woman, are these the truth?

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby.

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous.


Anonymous said...

In the past, Man dies in Submarine.
Now, Woman dies selling Submarine.

The World have changed.

Anonymous said...

in the past, man become husband
Now,man become wife

marcus said...

i have nothing...but time, i have plenty...

Anonymous said...

kabooommmmmmm.... there goes scorpeno sinking in straits of malacca short of petrol RON95.