Tuesday, September 06, 2011

TODAY'S PARADOX

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet:
- Those waiting outside are desperate to get in; &
- Those inside are desperate to come out.

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
million soldiers to protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home
--------- A Good Maid!

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All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen -- of them!

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HAVE A NICE DAY!

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SOURCE: BAYISINGH

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