Monday, January 09, 2012

Today's Thoughts

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER

  1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole.
  3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve problems, but then, neither does milk.
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Source: BayiSingh of Africa
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

2. U're one of the asshole which i will never forget

BH said...

No.4: I think you mean "Many stupid people..." :)