Firmed Up, please!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up
to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, 'You know if you firmed this
up we could get rid of your girdle.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch
on the breast and said, 'You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of
your bra.'
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.'
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