'MAN OF THE HOUSE'
A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN
OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From
now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director,
I am damn sure!”.
1 comment:
hahaha a good one
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