Farmer and his peaches
An old farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on the door and a very attractive young lady dressed in a sheer
negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and
ask, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and
asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes," and a
little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off
asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear
came from the other eye.
The lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and
asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down
crying.
The lady said, "What in the world is wrong with
you?"
Drying his eyes he said, "The drought got my
corn, the flood got my cotton and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my
peaches!"
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