~ A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and
talking behind my back. He says, "Well, what do you expect? You're in a
wheel chair.!"
~ At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost
by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair.?
Apparently the correct answer was Africa.!!! Who knew?
~ Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastard."
~ I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I replied, "You're pulling my leg!"
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Good night!
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