Sunday, December 30, 2012

Jokes for Today

~ A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says, "Well, what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.!"

~ At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair.? Apparently the correct answer was Africa.!!! Who knew?

~ Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

 ~ I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I replied, "You're pulling my leg!"

Good night!

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