POLICEWOMEN SNATCHED BY THIEF

Policewoman snatched-1st.July 2004

HI MISS NG YEN YEN, THE DATUK OF JUDOISM,

Your judo may not work. Policewomen are trained in Judo and Karate and they get snatched too. May you kindly come up with another type of martial art, maybe something like Bruce Lee's jeetkunido, Jet Li's shaolin, or Jackie Chan's drunken fist or maybe you should consult Roselan Juhar, the UMNO chief of Kota Kinabalu, your associate in Barisan National, whose technique to rape victim was "if you can't fight rape, then better lie down and enjoy it. He would have another idea for snatch thief."

And by the way, the policewoman had $40,000 worth of jewellery on her which she claims belongs to her family members. Well you see, family members do not keep their jewellery in safe deposit box or at home. They now feel safe to deposit it with policewomen. I am sorry for those relatives who had decided to trust policewoman.