SOLE PROVIDER?

Sole Provider-1st. July 2004 Star, Women

FUN, FUN & A JOKE FOR A DAY.

"You are the women in this picture?" asked the policeman.

"Yes," replied the beauty.

"And you claim to be the sole provider," jested the policeman.

"No, he is, Mr. Shuz. He's my Boss," replied the beauty.

"So you are the person that manages her, aren't you?" asked the policemen staring at the short man standing beside the girl.

"Yes Sir, I'm. Isn't she great and don't you like the sole?" said the manager Mr. Shuz.

"Sir, you are under arrest. You have a right to remain silent and whatever you said will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney and if you do not have one, we will provide one on your behalf if you so desire," the policeman read the standard text to Mr. Shuz.

"What have I done wrong, Mr. Pissman," asked Mt. Shuz.

"You are charged for managing an illegal trade, the sole provider of this woman as you had claimed," replied the policeman.

"But I am providing the shoes for the sole, her sole, the leg man, the leg. Can you see the leg and the nice shoes, that's my job," the apoplectic Mr. Shuz retorted.

"Oh, then I'm sorry. I must have mistaken. I thought you are the sole provider of beautiful woman for man like me and I thought you are a PIMP," the policeman tried to assuage Mr. Shuz.

"Well, OK, let me go and take off the handcuff."

"I'm sorry sir, I don't have the key. You need to go with me to the station. I can assure you that not only the cuff is removed, I will get some of my colleagues to buy those for their wifes' sole. It's Business and I'm now your salesman."