TAIPING UNDER ATTACK BY BEAUTIFUL ALIEN

Alien Invasion

HELP, HELP, WE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED - 911 REPEATED IN TAIPING!

TAIPING GOVERNMENT SENT EMERGENCY CALL FOR HELP!

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN from China have “invaded” Taiping (Perak) as “Nominated Part-term mistresses.” These women, would hook up any willing men for a month's contract with an extension of time clause which pre-approved any EOT requirements due to exceptional inclement weather conditions, or for reasons beyond the control of the men's work, and for any Variation Order Instructions as issued by the S.O. Thereafter, when the contract expired, certificate of practical completion (CPC) and Certificate of Making Good Defects will be issued within 24 hours, following which they would go separate ways as there is no defect liability period. Only performance Bond paid in cash are accepted; NO Bank Guarantee or Insurance Guarantee required.

Please note that these women NSCs, from Fujian and Guangzhou, would also accept work as specialist nominated sub-contractor working classified as guest relations senior officers to earn extra income when their “nominated-husbands” were not around.

Contractors & clients interested to short-list these nominated-imported sub-contractor who are ISO 9000 certified by SIRIM, can apply through the MCA office in Taiping or call MIC divisional office for assisting to set up the appointment. Those with political alliance can call Samy Velu or Ling Liong Sik for assistance in getting direct-negotiation & privatization of the project via - turnkey-design & build concept. All interested parties must be at least Class 'A' PKK registered contractors with CIDB G7 status and tenders ONLY for NON-BUMIs. Bumi's, I'm sorry, not allowed to tender as these projects are not within the New Economic Policy. Male Contractors from Sarawak will be given priority! Those interested in long-term contract has to contact the Chinese Embassy for Government-to-Government negotiation.