Thursday, August 26, 2004

CHINA DOLL ATTACKED SITIAWAN & IPOH


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AL-CHINA DOLLS TERRORIST ARRESTED IN IPOH

ALERT! massive numbers of Chinese female turnkey contractors have infiltrated smaller towns especially the Foo Chow populated Sitiawan and Ayer Tawar in Perak and also in Ipoh. This had enraged the local women who finds the competitive environment getting stiffer and uncontrollable.

A local woman, unhappy that some her local men are having fun time with the recent arrivals of foreign envoys from China, approached Perak state immigration director Datuk Ishak Mohamed and told him in broken Malay: “Orang tua keranda punya duit belum cukup lagi mali sini cari itu perempuan (These old men have not saved enough to pay for their coffins and yet they can come here to find the women).”

Ishak said yesterday that the local women were especially worried their husbands would spend their life savings seeking the privatization services offered by the foreign envoys.

Well-done Datuk Ishak and his boys! Please make sure these terrorist will not create another problem in the Balai Polis lockup and tell your officers not to be naughty!

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