Saturday, February 05, 2005

PROJECT QUIZ

BACK TO ECONOMIC SCHOOL

Lecturer: Ah Beng, name one project you will like to remember as distinctive.

Ah Beng: KLCC & Petronas Twin Tower

Lecturer: Good, but why do you think it is?

Ah Beng: Because it is the tallest building in the world.

Lecturer: How about you samy?

Samy: Ops Sikap, Ops VCD, Ops Illegal workers, Ops Diesel, Ops IRB, and Ops Lalang.

Lecturer: Why?

Samy: Because, our civil service loves operasi.

Lecturer: How about you Khairi?

Khairi: Lost City in Gelanggi.

Lecturer: Why?

Khairi: Because Mahathir projects are KLCC, KLIA, LRT, North South Highway, Bakun Dam and Pak Lah is different and more innovative. We now have Gelanggi, Voluntary cleaning of Sungei Bunos, Sungei Gombak and Sungei Klang, reinventing civil service, education revolution. Pak Lah's has no construction and development project. Pak lah's project, no need to spent money.

Lecturer: Ya, but why?

Khairi: Because he says his honeymoon is over and he must do something to show his leadership. Since he is careful with money, he has to make sure those projects must not cost too much money.

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