Hilarious Jokes

If you love hilarious jokes or if you are lonely, moody or if you want some funs, go visit Praveenbabu Site . You will learnt to laugh and shed tears of fun. I had culled on of them herebelow:

sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband. Came to kashmir today.
sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me. Till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

sardarji#2 : Yes, I did as told, Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 : Yes Sir
sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!