Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sad Sex Story

He is a Singaporean man. He had 10 wives, 64 children; 33 sons and 31 daughters.

He is 45-year-old and a reasonably successful businessman. He owns a transport company.

But he has insane delusion. What is insane delusion?

Lord M'Naghten defined insane delusion as: "A defect of reasons due to disease of the mind so as not to know the nature and quality of his acts or even if he knew it, he did not know that it was wrong.

He believes that he owned all his children.

Is that wrong? No!

He was convinced that he owns them (his childrens) and have beneficial and proprietary rights over his "properties".

Is that wrong? No!

But ... He also believes that he has the legal and beneficial rights to have sexual intercourse with any of his daughters as and when he so desires.

His wives then act as his messengers, notifying the daughters whenever the father wanted to have sex.

He had 4 legal wives under the Muslim law and the other 6 are contractual wives licenced under a periodic tenancy agreement.

The court don't think he was insane.

He was jailed after he admitted to raping five of his daughters, all below the age of 16.

He was sentenced to 32 years in prison and 24 strokes of the cane after admitting to a total of 43 charges of rape, aggravated rape and molestation.



Sad-Sex Story No. 2

He is 18-year-old and a second year student at a junior science college in Singapore. But he thinks he has a problem; he believes god is not fair to him as he was given an intelligent head but with a tiny penis.

He told his mother about it and she took him to see a doctor. The doctor said it was OK!

His girlfriend was very supportive of him and convinced him that “small is beautiful” and can still do a good job.

But he was unconvinced. He went to Bedok housing apartment and jumped to his death.

Is having a small penis a big problem?

Is it true that woman wants and needed a large penis?

Is it true that only a large penis can satisfy?

Does it really play an important role in sexual intercourse?

Is this man's greatest problem?

I got to go ask my wife; sorry, ask my girlfriend, first!!! hehehe

1 comment:

vincent said...

the second story cracked me up real good. like, would you go runnig to your mum, "Mum, I have a small dick!"

What would she answer?

"Yah I know. Seen before."