Teacher vs Student IQ

Just came back from a trip to cat-land (Kuching, Sarawak).

I don't want to blog politics; it's boring to read Pak Lah's 9MP and promises and Mahathir's tirade on Cynic-Bridge.

So, let's have some jokes from the Sikh of London:

SCENE 1; ACT 1:

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


SCENE 2; ACT 1:

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: George!


SCENE 3; ACT 1:

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


SCENE 4; ACT 1:

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


SCENE 5; ACT 1:

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


SCENE 6; ACT 1:

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


SCENE 7; ACT 1:

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

SCENE 8; ACT 1:

Girlfriend: "If we happened to meet along the street, pretend not to know me, even if I wish you, ok?

SCENE 8; ACT 2:

Later, at the street ...they met...

Girlfriend: Hi!

Boyfriend: Who the fuck are you?

Girlfriend: You don't have to be so rude to me?

Boyfriend: That's what you want, dear; now, fuck off!