I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me to enter Gudang Garam.
She said... sudah depan, belakang Sampoerna!!!
Contributed by: Cezl of CatLand
6 comments:
Haha..this my favorite joke but the last part something new to me:
"Then suddenly she turned around and asked me to enter Gudang Garam.
She said... sudah depan, belakang Sampoerna!!! "
good :)
hey, anak merdeka is only sweet 17 i heard on the grapewine:)
so pls don't corrupt her, she's furonglang
politikus 2B genuine!:)
I thot mave is anti poetry
why suddenly Up the ante on Desi!
eh... i oso post bout it la... so coincidence! but urs got extended version la... hahahaha, good one!
Hi 9393,
It's the first time u make comments? I am flattered!!! Thank you and pong chan ah!
DESi, I am jealous you always poetry... I am catch up with you mah!!!
Kenny, did you post this? I will visit in a short while as I was busy today. Wisemen thinks alike, isn't it???
Nilesh, your blog still Gandhi ah??? No update ah? Did you like Sempoerna????
haha... this i agree, wiseman thinks alike. cheers!
i saw this posted at neo's hot-screensaver blog few days ago. this is the first time i came across this joke! vely dee good indid!! ;)
me too once wrote a poem using advertising words of cigarettes (me own original poem!) but as a total contrast to this kind of poem, mine is to educate people not to smoke. er... i'm doing a little blog whoring (eh! i don't mean the kind like the poem you posted here lah, please!!) here io give the url of that poem i mentioned.
http://lucialai.org/poems/modern-lifestyles/
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