Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Joke: Side Income

A couple in the court giving testimony during a divorce proceedings:

Husband: "Me no come, baby come."

Judge asked wife: How come?

Wife: "He money no come, I go side income".


Kenny Ng said...

ayam kambing!

O2Deprivation said...

At the place I am working now, a lot of people are actually "marriage no come, baby come". Hopefully they are able to support the baby at such a young age.

When I was invited for their wedding, sometimes I wonder should I feel sorry or happy for them.

lucia said...

ROTFL! i love this one. vely d farnee.

reminds me of another joke about the red indian and his wife. the red indian went away for a long holiday. when he returned he notice his wife pregnat.

"many moons i no come, how come baby come?" he asked his wife.

his wife replied "many moons you no come bu man come. he come and i cum so baby come."