Joke for today - PASSWORD

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

The boss smugly told her to enter the password: 'penis'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.

and click submit.

The computer responded:

"PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!"

She then almost died laughing ...

Source: BayiSingh

Joke 2: Togetherness

A prostitute died.

At the funeral, Sardarji commented: "At last they are together."

Someone asked Sardarji: "Who?'

Sardarji replied: "Her legs".

Source: Ruben Boy