Thursday, November 16, 2006

Joke for today - PASSWORD

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

The boss smugly told her to enter the password: 'penis'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.


and click submit.


The computer responded:



"PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!"

She then almost died laughing ...


Source: BayiSingh

Joke 2: Togetherness

A prostitute died.

At the funeral, Sardarji commented: "At last they are together."

Someone asked Sardarji: "Who?'

Sardarji replied: "Her legs".

Source: Ruben Boy

2 comments:

helen said...

Hahahahaha I love your 2nd joke.

TOgether again at last indeed!! lol

Dragon City said...

lolz...u make my day!!
damn funny man..where u get those jokes??