Malaysia, Land of the Exploit & the Exploited

If we observed the news of each passing day, we can see the commonalities -

that everyone purported victims claimed to be exploited by someone:

1) UMNO claims the economic distribution of wealth is an uneven playing field and that the Malays had been exploited;

2) Khairy Jamaluddin claimed that the Chinese are exploiting UMNO because of their internal squabbles;

3) Klang UMNO division claimed that the opposition is exploiting Zakaria;

4) UMNOputera claimed that the media and police are exploiting the Mat Rempit;

5) Yasa Sdn Bhd claimed that Mawi World bottled water had exploited Yasa's mineral water licence;

6) UMNO Vice-president Muhyiddin Yassin said that ASLI and Dr Lim Teck Ghee exploited the GLCs figures to show that Bumis had achieved 45% Equity;

7) Many women claimed that Bomoh had exploited their body to cure them;

8) UMNO claimed that Ayah Pin had exploited the Malays;

9) Borrowers claimed that Ah Loong who lent them money without collaterals had exploited them with high interest payment when they can't repay the loans;

10) God was also angry because His name had been used whenever something fails - they said it was "Act of God"!

Let's see some other news of exploitation and the exploits:

Only me; I hadn't been exploited for my talent!

Hehehehehehe; wakakakakaka