Bayi paid his Yearly Taxes

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Letter to Income Tax Department
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Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the Malaysia-Today dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon at Level 4 (Department of Kautim)is paying $171.50 per hammer and Samy has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing for (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400.)and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029.) which I secured at Army Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "UMNO Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screwdriver,(see aforementioned article fromMalaysia-Today news report detailing how Sports Ministry pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screwdrivers). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

Jeff Ahirudin Bin Ooi Attan

c.c. BayiSingh, Pengarah Cubit, Jabatan Longkang dan Sampah.