Friday, March 16, 2007

24As, New World Record (update)




Malaysia mesti boleh

A new world record. Can only happen in Malaysia.

Visit Malaysia Year 2007 and visit our new educational excellence.


Oops! Another student, Paridah Paiman, thought she had scored 81 As for her SPM.

She turned into a crazed thing as she loudly congratulated herself while, rather oddly, singing refrains from the hit songs My Humps and Shake Your Moneymaker. She then started composing sound-bytes for the media. Then she crumpled to the ground, fainted.

My Humps

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump... Yeah

lyric supplied by: Disgusted Gal

Source: NST, Prime News page 16, Thursday, March 15, 2007

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The claims of 24A1s each by the Indian man and his son has been checked and found to be false. The Education Ministry and police must take the appropriate steps to arrest both father and son for falsifying SPM result slips and trying to pass them off as real.

The two idiots should had tried to purchase fake PhDs from internet degree mills if they want to should off their intelligence.

Anonymous said...

The Internet Degree Mills do not offer fake PhDs. They are still a valid PhDs but not awarded from an accredited institution.

This is different from ordering an Internet Degree Mill to falsify an accredited PhD in the applicant's name.

What the Indian man did was the latter and not the former.

Anonymous said...

This completes the circus community, doesn't it? The politicians treat education as circus. So, such ridiculous claim not very surprising

Anonymous said...

81 As. For a person who did not sit for 81 subjects and actually thought she got 81 As is simply dumb.

The fact speaks for itself when she started congratulating 'herself' loudly and sang verses from songs like My Humps before any clarification was made on printing errors or an oversight of the actual result slip.

I really hope she will be better prepared and perhaps gain more experience on how to cope with such a situation before she come out to the job market.

If this is the kind of students which are getting 18As then I really start to wonder about those with 16As. This is a very real problem and our education system is not designed to cope with it.

Anonymous said...

overkill bro..overkilll......

Anonymous said...

Illusions and delusions....

That's the consequence of a doubtful education system in the first place!

Unknown said...

Crazy ah? If take all subjects in SPM only 21 subjects, how can they have 24? Now got 81... Malaysia memang boleh!

Anonymous said...

IMHO, If you take the NST titles, you are a degree dumber than the MSM spin editorial to exaggerate the fact.

It is not 81As shock! What make you think 18A is not enough to give a shock to one not prepare for it? Because the girl fainted, what the paper can do is speculate, but with the most STUPID reason, just to sell the paper.

Anonymous said...

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump... Yeah
The whole issues is full of junk!!!
This is one of those most shockingly bad or tasteless piece of news i've came across.. atrocious.. Bodohland has once again... even this tagline has become so freaking cliche'that i'm tired of typing the same darn phrase again and again... How can anyone be so naive and extremly moronic in the same time?? where got people get 81A's ?? dont tell me you dont know how many papers you sat for...i'm assuming either you were drunk ,on ecstacy or you had a bad hangover when you thought You've nailed 81 A's .. On second thoughts you could be just plain stupid and freak who suffers from Schizophrenia... now who are the other clowns who made a blunder with the exam results?? this looks like a video loosely taken from America's home video or YOu've got PUNK'D any minute i see Ashton running and yelling... u've been Punk'd...... aiyooooooo

YK said...

I've an alternate take on this issue though

http://scorponok.rubeus.org/2007/03/15/the-books-that-the-world-calls-immoral-are-books-that-show-the-world-its-own-shame/

Anonymous said...

moo_t : assuming that what you said is true, aren't you speculating as well to the fact that she did not faint due to the 81As?
I believe on a balance of probabilities, the facts(On the assumption that the newspaper is reporting her actual past conduct and quoted actual statements) seem to lean towards her thinking she got 81As.

She turned into a crazed thing as:-
1) She did congratulated herself loudly; and
2) Singing refrains from My Humps & Shake Your Moneymaker.

The father even mentioned this:-
"...I perhaps forgot to reflect on the fact that 81 subjects is an awfully big load."

and the news reported that the father discovered the actual results after he pried the result slips from her.

The statement of her past conduct reported by the paper as well as the statement quoted by the father seems to tilt the balance towards 81As instead of 18As. Perhaps someone else could enlighten me whether I am wrong based on my assumption that the paper did not misrepresent her conduct.

Anonymous said...

yk, the author was referring to a seperate issue. The news quoted by him was a pure speculation as it was reported long before the results were officially out.

It would be wrong to generally label all top scorers as being substandard when it comes to knowing and appreciating the realities of life. I strongly doubt that was the intention of the comments made. As we must not subject our views to prejudice by labelling all of them as such, it would be undeniable that the majority(51%, 75%or even 50.1%) is as described by the various comments previously made.

However, these statistics could never be accurately made as there isn't any form of measurement for street smart. At best, it would be considered a variable which tend to tilt towards the majority or the minority each successive year.

Try asking most of the top scorers about current affairs in the world today. Major issues which would affect our daily lives indirectly. I doubt most of them will be able to answer such questions except those who actually read the reported issues on major newspapers. These are the people(those who failed to answer) described by Louis Gertsner as those who are living in a world of their own that they wouldn not know if something major happened beyond the scope of their daily lives such as major political issues, current affairs, etc.

Anonymous said...

81 As, huh?