- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed-UPs?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- If infants are suppose to enjoy infancy, aren't adults suppose to enjoy adultery?
- Why does the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- If horrific means to make Horrible, does terrific mean to make Terrible?
- Why is it called building when it is already built?
- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
- If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars and pubs built parking lots?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If vegetarians only eat Vegetables, then humanitarians should be eating Humans?
- If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
Get Back to WORK!
4 comments:
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this one "If infants are suppose to enjoy infancy, aren't adults suppose to enjoy adultery?" is in line with my founding principles of polygamy, equality and freedom
FL, your principles is working...polygamy and polygyny; both.
vegetarians should be called vegebals because humans who eat other humans are known as cannibals. And I think the man who invests all your money is called a broker because he also made you broke when the investments turned bad.
If a baby pig is a piglet, why is a baby bull not a bullet?
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