Setelah Agama Islam dipupoh Pengarut Agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dari lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Pertahuan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata rata yang menyalah tingkah lalu mereka. In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma. Stupid.
Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana menpunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka bijak. Mula mula mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR, SPM dan akhrinya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti cahaya langgit kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.
Perempuan tidak lagi di pandang hina kerana setelah ada cahaya, men felt shy because their body part are different. 1 bolt 1 nut. Really tiu lo. Adanya elektrik, mereka tengok filem cerita pokemon dan digimon.
Akhirnya mereka berjaya membina buah ampangan yang besar dengan jentera yang berkuasa tinggi.
Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah dunno not pangkatlah. 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai all so lazy stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang kuat chai lo. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebabnya Shinto.
Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mau makan dan entah bila masa bertapa...I love this parable, I mean it. It's a parable.
Don't treat this piece as a joke or a curse...
Though I amuse myself of it, it scares me of the quality of our students in schools.
I hope the teachers are doing their job not just to get paid and leave this children in desperation. They need help and for whatever reasons, perseverance and passions must subsist; determination must persist and the children must not be abandoned to be left to decay.
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correction.. its not 'anak cantik' should be 'awek cantik'.
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don't scare me man. erm, the student wrote it as a joke? it's quite creative actually...the part about the lampu...hahahhaahahahahahhhaha....hishammudin are u reading this?
St Francis Javier is now turning in his grave and cursing the f@cked-up education system which enables such baboons to study up to Form 5 via automatic promotion. Makes a mockery of his name. Should change the name of the school to Dr Mahatir Institution for the Metally-Challenged, in honour of the former Education Minister who first started the rot in schools through his idiotic policies.
kalau i tulis atas oxford test pad and bulat2 kan dengan pen merah, text tu jadi hasil karya pelajar oxford ke?
Wait Mave, is this some sort of religious study exam?
Who the f*ck implement such syllabus? Did they acknowledge that "That I-religion" war mongering habits? How about Shinto that promote Japan militarism that lead to world war 2? And Confucianism is NEVER a religion.
All I can say is, SNAFU(Status Normal, All F*ck Up).
p/s: BTW, how many school teacher really know what is Shinto and Confucianism?
This is Doraemon stuff they get from tele, not from schools. The facts that it is written in school is very disturbing; the diminishing of boundary between reality and cyber/imaginative worlds. That account for the hollywood movie acts carried out into the real world. When a boy loses control of his conscious reality and let his cartoon world take over, it is a distressing signal, nothing to joke about.
Making their way to be the history textbooks' writers for the national schools. Inline with the 'desired' progress?
The essay shows what some students are doing INSIDE our schools today. Go to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lSY9ei-vg to see what some students are doing OUTSIDE the schools. But Khir Toyo will definitely declare this to be a fake.
Must say, I couldn't help it but laughed. It is very funny!
Where on earth do you get this? Are you sure this is not contrived?
NvdV
Mav,
someone is really watching your blog... can u see?
Zewt, I am a Barisan supporter and an UMNO supporter. And now I also decided to back Johari as he will be my mentor.
Pak Lah is my boss and Khairy is my boss's boss. I am their loyal supporters.
Those were the days when we use to literally stuck our nose into our history books bearing all sort of nonsense (dead ppl.. ppl we don even wanna know..ppl that we dont think ever existed)and memorise every single word possible... forget about history we were burdened wif physics.. biology and additional math .. what is happening to these kids nowadays?? what are the teachers doing? Playing truant?Niamah!!There is clearly something wrong in the education system because these students are obviously showing that they are bored out of their minds while HBO and STAR Movie stands as a better option... Wake UP!!! Jgn tidur if not bolehland would cease to exist on the face of the map....
"They need help and for whatever reasons...the children must not be abandoned to be left to decay."
Many students nowadays would not be bothered with schoolwork. Without corporal punishment, teachers can only do so much with their advice and counsels to these wayward students. When informed by the teachers of their children's substandard performance in the exams, many parents/guardians of these 'short-circuited' students merely shrugged and urged them to try harder. This is unlike the unmotivated students of yesteryear who received a second and more severe dose of the cane at home from their parents after being caned by their teachers in school. In short, these psycho students themselves chose the path to decay despite all the efforts of their teachers.
hahahaha... okies mav... whatever u say... haha.
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