Bill Gates previous Vision was "A Computer in Every Home".
Najib's Vision is "One Home, One Professional".
Bill Gates had somewhat realized his vision and made his ultra billions.
But one man is going to beat his record, and he is none other than Malaysia-Boleh Najib.
For Malaysian, we have the Boleh Spirit. So far we had proven - we had made the longest satay in the world; the world's longest lemang and world's biggest mooncake. We had sent a Minister to Mount Everest base camp albeit by helicopter. Now, we will award every home with a professional degree such that we will be the first country in the world to have achieved this ultra-impossible mission. We can and we will make it. If the children won't go to school or study, it won't defeat the mission as we can always bring the professional degrees to their home and bestow unto them. In fact, the mission will be privatized to a company and the privatization project may be worth a few hundred millions.
Hail Najib! But wait a minute...
It's only the beginning and more to come...
Prime Minister Pak Lah had also outlined a new Vision for the nation - Mission 2057!
Mahathir is too short-sighted; he only has a 30-years programme. Pak Lah has a 50-years programme...
Pak Lah envisaged that Malaysia will be high-achieving nation by 2057. We are preparing for it. In fact, we are discussing to buy over VW; we will be looking at buying up the top-Dow Jones companies. Khazanah will have that vision and mission to fulfill..it will be soon, very soon. We already have one of the world biggest Palm-Oil plantation groupings in Synergy-Drive, we have Petronas, one of the world's leading petroleum company and Scomi, one of the world's future gigantic corporation, who may even consider acquiring the American or European biggies. That's Vision 2057.
According to Pak Lah, soon, and very soon, though we don't know how soon, but it will be sooooon, Malaysia will become a top-north nation with top-notch offering to top-notch people. The nation will be able to retain and become top-notch. Though the American said we are top-notch in human trafficking and corruption, but we are still top-notch, irrespective. Top-notch means top-notch as long as we are top-notch.
Hail Pak Lah! Hail Najib! Hail ...????
Najib's Vision is "One Home, One Professional".
Bill Gates had somewhat realized his vision and made his ultra billions.
But one man is going to beat his record, and he is none other than Malaysia-Boleh Najib.
For Malaysian, we have the Boleh Spirit. So far we had proven - we had made the longest satay in the world; the world's longest lemang and world's biggest mooncake. We had sent a Minister to Mount Everest base camp albeit by helicopter. Now, we will award every home with a professional degree such that we will be the first country in the world to have achieved this ultra-impossible mission. We can and we will make it. If the children won't go to school or study, it won't defeat the mission as we can always bring the professional degrees to their home and bestow unto them. In fact, the mission will be privatized to a company and the privatization project may be worth a few hundred millions.
Hail Najib! But wait a minute...
It's only the beginning and more to come...
Prime Minister Pak Lah had also outlined a new Vision for the nation - Mission 2057!
Mahathir is too short-sighted; he only has a 30-years programme. Pak Lah has a 50-years programme...
Pak Lah envisaged that Malaysia will be high-achieving nation by 2057. We are preparing for it. In fact, we are discussing to buy over VW; we will be looking at buying up the top-Dow Jones companies. Khazanah will have that vision and mission to fulfill..it will be soon, very soon. We already have one of the world biggest Palm-Oil plantation groupings in Synergy-Drive, we have Petronas, one of the world's leading petroleum company and Scomi, one of the world's future gigantic corporation, who may even consider acquiring the American or European biggies. That's Vision 2057.
According to Pak Lah, soon, and very soon, though we don't know how soon, but it will be sooooon, Malaysia will become a top-north nation with top-notch offering to top-notch people. The nation will be able to retain and become top-notch. Though the American said we are top-notch in human trafficking and corruption, but we are still top-notch, irrespective. Top-notch means top-notch as long as we are top-notch.
Hail Pak Lah! Hail Najib! Hail ...????
14 comments:
Hahaha...............what a crap, when the last drop of crude reserve in Malaysia is drilled, the country will be in deep shit ; and be warned ,that time is not too far away!
ahh....we are a nation of 'Mat Jenins'...a lot of dreaming up visions and spinning new stories to make up for old, unachievable ambition. really, we should just focus on the next 10-15 years ..heck, jsut focus on the problems of the here and now, instead of conjuring up visions beyond our backyard.
indeed, a cakap Tak Serupe Bikin' scenario. i'd rahter see the prime minister clamp down on corruption, cronyism and civil liberty issues than bask in the glory of how often Malaysia is mentioned in the Guiness Book Of Records.
And Pak Lah dreams of Proton becoming the largest car manufacturer in the world by 2057--- when it will go bankrupt in 2008. This is the result of having a statistics dropout as pm
Pak Lah said 2057.
Najib can say 2099.
They can say whatever they like to say becaused they will not responsible for wat they have said.
Malaysia boleh..
Compare The Man de Kepala Batas with The Life and Exploits of the Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quixote
Alonso Quixano, a fiftyish retired country gentleman, lives in an unnamed section of La Mancha with his niece and a housekeeper. He has become obsessed with books of chivalry, and believes their every word to be true, despite the fact that many of the events in them are clearly) impossible. Quixano eventually loses his mind from little sleep and food because of so much reading. He decides to go out as a knight-errant in search of adventure. ...
"Malaysia will become a top-north nation with top-notch offering to top-notch people."
As usual, I believe this only refers to the bumiputras and not us, the non-bumis. If this is the case, am I interested in what he is saying? Naaah ......!!
"...Pak Lah said 2057.
Najib can say 2099.
They can say whatever they like to say becaused they will not responsible for wat they have said.
Malaysia boleh..."
What are these two talking about?
They will be long dead by then!! Unless of course they think they are immortals.
Many have dreams, but not many have visions.
Well, say what they want. Only time will tell..;-(
There is a difference between hallunication and developing a sound vision for this nation. I think our leaders are in trance.
Look at the terms VW laid down on Proton. The true professionals are not stupid!
And Zam was angry at "lying" bloggers. Now what about his lying bosses?
We will be buying over Fort Knox and the entire American Treasury in 2057
Wah, those two dong-dong can dream so far ahead.
Tell them, no need la. We simple ppl just hope to have a vision of KL without flood - tomorrow.
Maybe that vision also included in 2057? Oh forgot, sleeping Ministers don't have details.
Our nation has many "Fathers", from a Father of independence to a "Father of Nightmares". It's time to have a vision to end all spinning visions. The latest vision leaks like hell!
PM Longing vision? He can continue to long for his private vision and it will never materialise judging by his "F" report card on his performance.
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