Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tales of Two Cities (part 22)

Diploma
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A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, 'And here's something for you, Diploma.' or 'This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma' and so on.

Eventually a bewildered shopper who'd heard all this finally asked, 'Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?'

The grandmother replied, 'I sent my daughter to Virginia Tech and this is what she came home with!'

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Grandma was damn lucky her daughter did not return home from Virginia Tech with Mr Cho Seung-hui, who shoots first with asking any questions

Monsterball said...

Still wondering why this blog is rated "Adults Only" ? ...LOL..

Maverick SM said...

Kittykat,

This one also"adult" stuff ah?

All these is posted by Bayi, the African prince.

Bayi, can you explain?

Anonymous said...

Those who think such stuff is for adults only don't qualify to read it. :)