Wednesday, August 08, 2007

SeBelum Moon, Sudah Mars!



Oh my God! Malaysian Government is preparing to send an astronaut to Mars!!!

WE still haven’t got our astronaut to the moon but already dreaming of putting a man on Mars!

Dr Mohd Ruddin Abdul Ghani, the Parliamentary Secretary of Science, Technology and Innovation Ministry, said:

“If the Russians and Americans can do it, I’m sure we are capable of sending a Malaysian astronaut in space.”

This time I don’t know how much they are paying the Russians or how much more “Top-up” the government will be paying to buy millitary aircraft.

Is this related to the replacement of Nuri helicopter? Em…


God, save us please!

Allah, save us please!

Tuhan, save us please!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why not use that huge amount of money to eradicate poverty in the country? This only shows that the trillion-ringgit great iman hadari is not sincere in solving the woes facing the country, but only interested in getting kickbacks from mega projects.

How much they are paying the Russians? First of all, do they have that money when they have to beg and borrow from China to build the second Penang Bridge?

So what if a Malay were to land on Pluto? He only managed to get there by hitching an expensive Russian taxi ride and should be shot for squandering public money. And the Russians are laughing, drinking and farting all the way to the bank

Anonymous said...

With this kind of comedian around, do we even need to dream about nation building?

Full of rhetoric and imbecility (new word i learn from this blog -Mob's Crib at http://mob1900.blogspot.com/)

Malu tak apa, umum dulu. Ooi!! Tak Ada Lain Kerja Ke??

Corruption
Crime
Racial/Unity
Keris weilding environment
Mat rempits
Unemployment/Influx of migrant workers

TNMKH

Anonymous said...

Muah... Ha!!! Ha!!!
Muah... Ha!!! Ha!!!
Muah... Ha!!! Ha!!!

whole lots of clowns we have in this administration...

half of the time doesn't know what they are talking...
and the half of the time doesn't know what they are doing.

Hoi! get back to some serious work, stop snoozing & day dreaming all the time.

Muah... Ha!!! Ha!!!

Anonymous said...

I bet the jokers don't know the distant between Mars and Earth.

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Distance from Earth varies from 36 million miles to over 250 million miles
Problem:

A one-way flight to Mars from Earth would take roughly seven months and it is a journey that is both tedious and dangerous, given the amount of radiation that a spacecraft would be exposed to.

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And USA with GDP $13,244 Billions vs Malaysia GDP $313 Billions, 42 times Malaysia GDP.

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I don't mind to pay if we cramp whole BN parliament and all UMNO putra to Mars.

Anonymous said...

Veli veli much more cheaper if just dump the whole BN parliament and all UMNO putra onto the north pole. Just hope the Eskimos don't slaughter them off when they start imposing the NEP and islamic state there

zewt said...

fucking hell!!!! fucking fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!! i am totally speechless... fucking hell!!!!!!!

xonar said...

grass,zewt?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous,
No,we cannot stand the risk of them escape back to Malaysia. BTW, if the radiation don't kill them, perhaps their brain will evolve.

flaminglambo said...

Screw space. If Malaysia wants to be different, conquer the deepest ocean. It's cheaper too. All we need is a very long rope, lots and lots of rocks then throw in some mat rempits...I mean pioneers. Voila!

Now, where do I pick up my Datukship?

Anonymous said...

You guys are defeatists! I say Malaysia BOLEH - it can do better if all BN types will fly to the SUN! You might say it is too hot but you are not as smart as the PM. All these BN people will land at NIGHT. OK. Malaysia boleh, I say. Keep up the good work.

zewt said...

yes kehoe... towards grass we go...

betakappa said...

hahahah. that'll be a first. No one has ever been to Mars before. FOr good reason.

How come these ppl are still in office. Can't we all vote?