What is the STRONGEST muscle? TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.The lightest muscle? Dick! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..
A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face"!
A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried n said," Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!
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