Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Oops! Salah Orang...

NST page 16, Prime News; Oct 16, 2007

She felt a warm body next to her. Thinking it was her husband, she did what came naturally.

She said she went to bed at 5am after preparing for Raya celebration. Her husband had just gone to work. An hour later, she felt a man next to her and proceeded to make love to him. She said she did not see his face.

A little later her husband came back and saw the man walk out of the room. She said she was surprise too.

Mistaken identity... that intruder must be quite similar to her husband in every aspects. Conincidence... two men can have so many things in common that even a wife can't feel the differences.

The intruder was a colleague of her husband who was allowed to stay with them. So he is not a trespasser; he is a visitor, a licensee, a tenant... a ???

8 comments:

ali allah ditta said...

oops...she forgot about the length and size too...

what a cilok!!

cheers.

Anonymous said...

it happened on friday 6am ( the last day of puasa rite? ) and i thought when puasa one suppose to refrain from doing such act.

heck! the religious authority should charge her as well.

Monsterball said...

I read a version of this story on the Internet before, supposedly happened in an American college dormitory.

I always thought it was just an urban legend...never imagined it would be used as an excuse in a real life case in Bolehland.

Anonymous said...

So the house guest dapat free makan also lah.

Helen said...

Uh, I'm speechless. Macam-macam ada huh?

I do wonder about the aftermath. Will everything be forgiven and labelled as a mistake?

Wait, that man going into somebody's bedroom cannot be innocent.

Anonymous said...

It's idiotic to come out with such excuse when caught red handed. And it's insultingly idiotic to believe this crap. Well, sometimes any excuse will work ;)

Anonymous said...

The religious authorities should arrest the two sebab tangkap basah. Kenapa nak tunggu-tunggu lagi?

Anonymous said...

Up close and personal. Nothing to see here.