Saturday, October 13, 2007

Tales of Two Cities - Nun's Dilemma

Nun's Dilemma ..

Three nuns were talking.......

The first nun said "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines"

"What did you do?", the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?", they asked

"I poked holes in all of them!", she replied.

The third nun fainted.

6 comments:

Helen said...

Hey, you didn't go anywhere? :-)

Cont your story...

And then another virgin birth was recorded. :-P

Helen said...

SOrry, I din read your previous post... you're now in Ipoh or KL?

Ipoh makan crowd is maddening, right? It's crowded everywhere!

Anonymous said...

tak boleh tahan lah sometime serious politic sometime funny jokes like this one... you are a genious lah!!

Anonymous said...

dr mave -- art thou a Dr med?
You omitted the lust line:

"I tried givin the nun a mouth2mouth respiration!" God help her. -- A(wo)men.--Desi

PS: seefei -- don't see the Act loo "long", your Singapoor grasses may brake!:(

Anonymous said...

PPS: and Helen, desi waited at da pavilion from night till dawn, yu no kum you joined the nunnery izzit? -- Desi (DanSi2B!:(

Hey Mave -- thou art popular with Ipohlang -- are you cuntesting Ipoh Balarat in coming GE?

Purple~MushRooM said...

HA HA HA!!