An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.She drop her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car…!!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somehow shaken, then proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces father down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a man, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
If you’re going to have a senior moment, make it a memorable one!
Story reported by: BayiSingh from Florida (Bayi just migrated there from South Africa)
3 comments:
Well, if you can no longer stop the traffic with your good looks, you just had to do it with a gun. lol
Hard for me to laugh on this. Because our country just hijack by a 68 years old, which his "car" should be Zimbabwe.
Helen,
don't try; veri dangerous!!!
Moo_t,
Zimbabwe? What's that?
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